How to gain weight fast?

I am just wondering what the best and quickest ways of gaining weight are? I eat a lot but it still isn't working :)

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The answers were sorta humorous. The McDonald's guy came the closest.Long story short, insulin is part of the mechanism to which the pathway to storing fat is activated. How does your body produce insulin? when it senses too much carbohydrates in your system. How do we acquire high carbohydrates in our system? When we eat high amounts of simple and complex carbohydrates. What foods contain high amounts of simple and complex carbohydrates? Foods with the following ingredients (for starters): high fructose corn syrup (or any fructose syrup), sucrose, dextrose, sugar, flour (includes breads, pasta, breaded items), potatoes.McDonalds has: french fries, bread, most of their items contain sugar for their flavoring, and of course their fountain drinks. Ps. forgot to mention the artificial sweeteners will also raise your insulin levels.Now go eat all the pasta, bread, potatoes and sugar filled foods you can. BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!

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• Eat a lot of food with proteins. You're probably eating a lot of carbs which do nothing but increase the belly size only.
• Eat in McDonalds only for about 1 month. You will gain weight and increase your cholesterol level. You friends can let you down, you girlfriend might not be loyal, but you can rely on McDonalds for weight gain.
• eat complex carbs